Butt Napkins
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Butt Napkins BUTT NAPKINS
Butt Napkins are cloud-soft, individually wrapped wipes that clean and protect your butt when nature calls. Designed by runners that needed a discreet wipe to get them in and out of the bathroom in the quickest, cleanest, and most comfortable way possible during unexpected emergencies. B-NAPS are both certified flushable and safe to use at home, and fit easily into a pocket or a pack for travel and use on-the-go.
$6.99 - $23.95
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Butt Napkins THE CODE BROWN BAG
Treat yourself to a spa-like experience when nature unexpectedly calls. The CODE BROWN Bag is a pocket-sized hygiene kit for on-the-go bathroom emergencies and cleanup. The kit includes 3 Butt Napkins, 2 Antiseptic Cleansing Towelettes, 1 Hand Sanitizing Wipe, 1 Anti-Chafing Ointment, and 1 Disposable Bag.
$9.99
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Butt Napkins PATCH UP PACK
Blisters? No big deal. The Patch Up Pack is your go-to kit for blister prevention and relief, made for athletes and adventurers who go hard. From steep trails to long runs, this compact on-the-go kit ensures your feet stay happy so you can keep doing what you love without skipping a beat. The Patch Up Pack includes 2 hydrocolloid gel bandages, 1 moleskin adhesive pad, 2 antiseptic towelettes, and 2 alcohol prep pads.
$9.99
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Butt Napkins B.O.DORANT SWIPES
B.O.dorant Swipes are ultra-refreshing, portable body wipes made for post-run funk, camp grime, gym sweat, and anywhere else the stink sets in. Designed for athletes and outdoorsy people who need a quick, discreet clean-up when you're between showers. Packed with aloe, argan, and lavender oil, these extra large swipes are fragrance free, alcohol free, and pH balanced—safe to use on pits, face, privates, and anywhere in between. Throw a few in your pack, pocket, or glove box and swipe away the B.O. wherever you go - without the B.S.
$6.99
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Butt Napkins CLEANED FOR DEPARTURE KIT
Travel is messy. You don’t have to be. Whether it’s a red-eye flight, a road trip pit stop, or a toddler explosion mid-layover, the Cleaned For Departure Kit keeps your crew fresh, clean, and ready for takeoff. Designed for life in motion, this all-in-one hygiene kit handles every kind of travel mess—from sweaty pits to sticky fingers to questionable airplane tray tables. Family-Size Travel Kit Includes: 15 B.O.dorant Swipes – Portable body wipes that refresh like a mini shower without the strong scent or harsh chemicals. 8 Butt Napkins – Certified flushable wipes for that shower-fresh feeling wherever nature calls. 9 Disinfecting Wipes – Kill 99% of viruses and bacteria on grimy seats, tray tables, and diaper stations. 9 Hand Sanitizing Wipes – Kill 99.99% of germs when soap and water aren’t nearby. All wipes are Made in the USA, TSA-compliant, and safe for the whole family. Stay clean. Stay comfy. Stay cleaned for departure.
$19.99
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Butt Napkins THE GRIME REAPER SET
Because out there, it’s you vs. the funk. When you’re deep in the wild and the nearest shower is a state away, the Grime Reaper has your back (and your butt, pits, face, and everything else). This XL kit is packed for thru-hikers, campers, hunters, and anyone spending serious time off the grid. It’s not just a hygiene kit - it’s your personal clean-up crew. Includes: 15x Butt Napkins – Cloud-soft butt wipes made to crush swamp ass, post-poop cleanup, and general backcountry nastiness. Certified flushable, packable, and proudly American-made. 1x B.O.dorant Swipes Pouch (15 wipes) – Face, pits, crevices… this is your full-body refresh without the cologne stank or cheap chemicals. Leaves you clean, not sticky. 5x Hand Sanitizing Wipes – Quick-drying, germ-killing wipes to clean up before meals or after dropping the kids off at the forest pool. 1x Disposable Bag – Built to carry out what you can’t flush. Lock in stink, seal the mess, and keep your campsite sacred
$19.99
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Butt Napkins THERE WILL BE BLOOD, MUD, & CRUD KIT
Be prepared for nature's harsh moments with this compact first-aid kit. It's perfect for unexpected trips, slips, and spills, providing speedy on-the-go relief and recovery. The kit includes 2 Sting Relief Wipes, 2 Sunscreen Packets, 5 Standard Band-Aids, 1 Gauze Pad, 1 Hand Sanitizing Wipe, 1 Alcohol Prep Pad, 3 Antiseptic Towelettes, 1 Disposable Bag, and 1 Extra Large Bandage.
$9.99