{"product_id":"the-shamans-daughter-appalachian-mountain-stories-paperback","title":"The Shaman's Daughter: Appalachian Mountain Stories - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid S. Rains\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA collection of stories from the Appalachian Mountains of Kentucky, \u003ci\u003eThe Shaman's Daughter\u003c\/i\u003e touches on everything from baptisms and funerals to love and hate--no subject is off limits. You can practically hear the Southern accent of the characters, as author David S. Rains provides an uncensored look into his life. And the hilarity ensues, whether it's Mama hitting a neighbor over the head with an old wagon axle, David visiting his first whorehouse, or Mike blowing up his grandmother while trying to cure a dog of mange. The darkly comical stories in \u003ci\u003eThe Shaman's Daughter\u003c\/i\u003e will have you laughing until you cry \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003ci\u003eThe dog was running in larger and larger circles as the fuse burned shorter and shorter. Suddenly old Sarge turned and made a beeline for the house, to get under the porch where he always slept.\u003cbr\u003e \"He's going to the house, he's going to get under the porch. Good Lord almighty, Granny is on the porch by herself. Good God  Granny, Granny, get away.\" Mike screamed as loud as he could holler.\u003cbr\u003e Granny, of course, couldn't hear anything, and especially from so far away. Plus, she was tied up. Granny just kept rocking, and talking to herself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e --from the short story \"Granny and Old Sarge\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.37 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 08, 2005\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43679535497252,"sku":"9780595343386","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/tobieshouse.com\/products\/the-shamans-daughter-appalachian-mountain-stories-paperback","provider":"Tobies House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}